Editor’s Note: In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, Alternative Control writers attempted to compile a list of the hottest dudes in local and national metal. We soon realized that this was an impossible task because the list would be way too long to publish — but Ryan Bair heartily volunteered to put together our initial… Continue reading My Heart Lays Bair Before You: An Alternative Control Valentine’s Day Special
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The Pocono Mountains – A World Away in Just over Two Hours
With this being the month of love, I thought I’d share a relationship secret with you. Relationships are a lot of fucking work. As with most brilliantly constructed sentences, you can take a statement more than one way. One, relationships are a lot of work: real work, hard work and sometimes downright ugly work.… Continue reading The Pocono Mountains – A World Away in Just over Two Hours
French Toast Topped Libido
Valentine’s Day this year is on a Tuesday, a day usually earmarked for leftovers or take-out. No time on a Tuesday for a home cooked gourmet meal expressing your emotions for the one you love, right? Not so fast. I whipped up this V Day dish in about an hour, dirtying only one pan… Continue reading French Toast Topped Libido