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Limericks: A Sample from the “Ketchup and Mustard” Mini-Collection

The girl that we like’s got some flub She takes up the entire tub She smells like old custard Her skin looks like mustard She’s dead, but we’re horny for grub –

Published June 23, 2013
Categorized as Rant Tagged Ketchup and Mustard Mini-Collection, limericks, poetry
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