It Takes A Lot of Maintenance to be This Low-Maint

Who cut off my pigtails??

  If there’s one area where Alternative Control falls behind, it’s our fashion columns.  Let’s face it, a bunch of thirty-year-old punks and metalheads are not who you’d think of as style gurus.  But occasionally, we do have something useful to share with our readers: today, it’s all about blow outs and BB cream. No,… Continue reading It Takes A Lot of Maintenance to be This Low-Maint

Fall Favorites: All Pumpkin, All the Time

Decisions, decisions... I went for the Smuttynose, haven't cracked the stout yet.

  Alternative Control is trying to bring the nation back to reality by writing about fall… during fall.  No Halloween in August for us; it’s fall until December 20th, so the way I figure, this article is right on time.   One thing I like about living in a place with seasons is that it… Continue reading Fall Favorites: All Pumpkin, All the Time

Surgical Precision – A Review of Carcass’ Surgical Steel

For me, listening to a new metal album is a comforting experience. When I turn it on, I can pretty much guess at what I’m going to hear. I’ve been listening to this music for so long, that I feel like I’ve heard it all. For me, almost everything the genre offers seems like a… Continue reading Surgical Precision – A Review of Carcass’ Surgical Steel

But Jessie, Tell Us How You REALLY Feel

  So, I haven’t written a real article in over a month.  I blame the new job, the Shoutbacks, Obamacare, my cats… But this morning, I’m putting the excuses to rest and writing a stream-of-consciousness music column.  Transitions be damned! Over the past few weeks, I’ve seen a couple really well-made local music videos: Cyperna’s… Continue reading But Jessie, Tell Us How You REALLY Feel

Road Hogs!

What the fuck, Fairfield County? What is happening on our roads? Everyone is bonkers behind the wheel. And I’m not even talking about the idiots on their phones texting. I mean people are shitting all the rules of the road. Never mind common decency, decorum, civility and respect. They’ve all been chewed up, masticated and… Continue reading Road Hogs!

The Bair Truth: ORCumentary on Killing Goblins, Defying Record Labels, and Re-Reading Everything

Some time ago, I had the distinct pleasure of reviewing ORCumentary’s most recent release, Orcs 1 Goblins 0. I love metal. I love medieval fantasy. And I love when an artist can take their craft seriously but have fun at the same time. This stuff is pure gold, a dragon’s hoard of songs about vanquishing… Continue reading The Bair Truth: ORCumentary on Killing Goblins, Defying Record Labels, and Re-Reading Everything

Review of Drifting Toward The Edge Of The Earth by When The Deadbolt Breaks

Some bands instantly make sense.  The album spins, notes pour out of speakers, and the listener’s brain captures the signal, converting it to something it can process.  As a voracious consumer of music I have a tendency to compare everything I hear to something I’ve already been exposed to as a point of reference.  There… Continue reading Review of Drifting Toward The Edge Of The Earth by When The Deadbolt Breaks