From Mazzy Star to nipples to chicken wings, Alternative Control is a go-to resource for Google users worldwide. (Apparently….) Here are a few the weirdest search terms that brought people to our site, linked to the article that I *think* the searcher found. There’s a lot of nudity and a lot of The Scene; I took the liberty of capitalizing proper nouns. Enjoy!
was Mazzy Star a drug addict
Long Island girls naked
Daenerys Targaryen ass
how to redye your blue hair in the shower
heavy fuck
black Santa pez
Richard Christy storage unit
speeches on tattoos
alternatives to bowling
show me your nipples
tortoise sandwich
fuck scene
am I too old to be scene
the best chicken wings you will ever have
And that’s a wrap. Happy New Year from Alternative Control!
I like the fact that people believe that Hope Sandoval’s name is “Mazzy Star.”