14 Random Search Terms That Led to AltCtrl in 2014

No idea on this one.

 

From Mazzy Star to nipples to chicken wings, Alternative Control is a go-to resource for Google users worldwide.  (Apparently….)  Here are a few the weirdest search terms that brought people to our site, linked to the article that I *think* the searcher found.  There’s a lot of nudity and a lot of The Scene; I took the liberty of capitalizing proper nouns.  Enjoy!

was Mazzy Star a drug addict

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Long Island girls naked

nudebeach4-300x225

Daenerys Targaryen ass

dany

how to redye your blue hair in the shower

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heavy fuck

No idea on this one.
No idea on this one.

black Santa pez

black santa pez dispenser

Richard Christy storage unit

chuck schuldiner and richard christy

speeches on tattoos

inkwell tattoo

alternatives to bowling

...Which ironically lead to an article about how fun it is to go bowling.
…Which ironically lead to an article about how fun it is to go bowling.

show me your nipples

censored nipples

tortoise sandwich

fighting tortoises

fuck scene

Not 100% sure on this one, but here's a possibility...
Not 100% sure on this one, but here’s a possibility…

am I too old to be scene

too old

the best chicken wings you will ever have

chicken wing sauce

And that’s a wrap.  Happy New Year from Alternative Control!

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