From Mazzy Star to nipples to chicken wings, Alternative Control is a go-to resource for Google users worldwide. (Apparently….) Here are a few the weirdest search terms that brought people to our site, linked to the article that I *think* the searcher found. There’s a lot of nudity and a lot of The Scene; I took the liberty of capitalizing proper nouns. Enjoy!
was Mazzy Star a drug addict
Long Island girls naked
Daenerys Targaryen ass
how to redye your blue hair in the shower
heavy fuck
![No idea on this one.](https://alternativecontrolct.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Jackie-chan-meme-300x225.jpg)
black Santa pez
Richard Christy storage unit
speeches on tattoos
alternatives to bowling
![...Which ironically lead to an article about how fun it is to go bowling.](https://alternativecontrolct.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bowling.jpg)
show me your nipples
tortoise sandwich
fuck scene
![Not 100% sure on this one, but here's a possibility...](https://alternativecontrolct.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/haveyousceneme-216x300.jpg)
am I too old to be scene
the best chicken wings you will ever have
And that’s a wrap. Happy New Year from Alternative Control!
I like the fact that people believe that Hope Sandoval’s name is “Mazzy Star.”